BS. Church is the best place for underage male on male sex and has been for decades.
Centuries even.
Gonna get fucked in the ass either way
One is consensual tho
I’d rather be a girlkisser than part of a kid diddler cult with the pope
I think… there are possibly more doors than that.
Just one more… The back door
Seems like the obvious choice.
Sounds way more fun than stupid Sunday service, so… Yeah, I’d say that’s smarter.
They are not mutually exclusive
I’m not sure what this is trying to say and whether or not that‘s homophobe.
I think it’s just meant to mock the perpetual moral panic of “KIDS today are DOING THINGS instead of GOING TO CHURCH”
KIDS today LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY TO THEIR GAY PARTNERS instead of TO THE PASTOR
Huh. I guess the future isn’t so bad after all.