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Fun science fact. Crabs are always shit talking and making “yo mama” jokes.
And, unlike lobsters*, they all talk with a hoarse Brooklyn accent.
“HEY! I’m scuttling heah!”
*who, as everyone knows, sing with a generically Caribbean accent
I thought they always said “Whos your Daddy!”
Works in a pinch!
Well, not always, not if fren.
Like Casper the Halloween Mooncrab, such a polite cutie.
^chit chit Chit CHIT CHIT SNAP Chit chit munch munch munch
Ears are not the preferred food of the crab, but they’re quite adaptable.
Adaptable ears!
I always heard this joke as “If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming.”
Sounds hurty.
I’m pretty sure it sounds like “dad-u-chuk?” and “did-a-chick” and such.
