It bothers me on of fundamental level that someone at Samsung was working at this.

Only certain Samsung appliances launched in 2024 will get the Bixby upgrade, though. That includes the Bespoke 4-Door Refrigerator with AI Family Hub, the Bespoke AI Laundry Combo, and the AI WindFree Gallery Freestanding Air Conditioner.

Dammit now I gotta toss my 2023 Samsung touchscreen fridge because it’s suddenly worthless

What a time to be alive. </massive-sarcasm>

But why?

Ah yes, development

I did not have this on my bingo card for 2024