No bite on snek
When you ask AI to generate a poster for your Donut Shop: ⬆️
Hisssspy Kreme
Ooh, the hot sign is on!
Wat?
For those not in the southern US, actual Krispy Kreme stores light up a “Hot!” neon sign out front when they’re actively making donuts, and you can get some pulled right off the conveyor belt of deliciousness. If you don’t have a Krispy Kreme store near you, your best bet is to find them in a grocery store and microwave them for 7 seconds to semi-recreate the experience. You can alternatively roast them over a fire like a marshmallow for a little bit which gets them closer to hot-off-the-belt.
I gotta say, a twinkie toasted over the fire like that is something special
Edit:fuck, I gotta go buy a twinkie and toss it in the air fryer
I love drunken epiphanies like this. “What if I took ‘xxxx’ and applied flame?”
No Dunkin Donuts, Sausage Fest.
Mmmm jizz snakes.
“No bite snek!”
In Soviet Russia, donut bite you… but you still die from heart failure.
