I tried getting Bing to recreate the image of a “danger noodle in a chicken hat” - I don’t think it quite understood.
I think that it’s a good result though.
That snake trusts their owner a ton. Ball pythons typically don’t like you touching their head
Dude, that’s a chicken…
So, a cock-headed ball python eh…
Snakes? That’s clearly a chicken.
My wife said yes a snicken.
Master of disguise.
I disagree considering I nearly stepped on one expertly hiding itself in a walking area in my garden
I don’t get many contextual opportunities to share this story, but yeah, I get you. I like snakes fine if they’re not in my personal space, and they’re really good at blending in.
When I was 13, we were driving from Phoenix to a town in Mexico. There’s a long stretch through the desert before you reach the border that’s literally nothing but highway. Before you hit it, there were signs pointing out the last place for gas and refreshments, with a ‘now or never’ vibe. It was the height of summer, so of course we stopped and I got the largest drink I could find.
It turned out my eyes were bigger than my teenage-girl bladder, and about midway through the most desolate stretch, I had to pee badly. We pulled over, I hopped out, and made for a set of dead bushes that were the only cover in range suitable to protect my modesty. I squatted awkwardly – everything was hot and pokey – and just as my business started, I heard a sharp rattle from right behind and below me.
I panicked and launched myself forward, just spotting a coiled rattler in a patch of shade under the bush, who was pretty annoyed I’d nearly pissed on him. I scrambled back to the truck, ass bare to the world, too scared to bother with my shorts.
My family found it hilarious and I didn’t live it down for years. I learned two things that day – rattlers will usually warn you before wasting their venom on something too big to eat, and fear (or humour) always trumps dignity.
TLDR: Always check the shade under bushes before pissing in the desert.
Same thing happened to me with a child, though, and I don’t ALWAYS yell loudly and call an exterminator when I come across one of those 🤷
Sometimes I just punt it into my neighbor’s yard and let THEM deal with it.
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Snake gets sorted into Gryffindor and wonders what the heck just happened.
The otter hood is the superior hat.
Big Boss playing on easy mode, I see.
Oh my goodness! How precious!
Best boy
snek
I don’t trust him. He’s a snake in chicks clothing