ylai@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoHP CEO: You're 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplieswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1214arrow-down14cross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fanshackernews@derp.footechnology@lemmy.world
arrow-up1210arrow-down1external-linkHP CEO: You're 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplieswww.theregister.comylai@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square40fedilinkcross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fanshackernews@derp.footechnology@lemmy.world
minus-squareOhFudgeBars@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·8 months ago we sort of see a 20 percent uplift on the value of that customer because you’re locking that person, committing to a longer-term relationship. Do these people never listen to themselves? Who the hell wants to be “locked”?
minus-squaresirdorius@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-28 months agoCEO: “We have observed through careful analysis that by locking our customers inside the restaurant, they will continue to order food from us in order to not starve. Therefore, from now on, all doors shall now be one way only” Investors: “What brilliant entrepreneurship!”
minus-squareEasternLettuce@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·8 months agoYour mistake was assuming that business majors are human beings
minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 months agoOh they are human beings. Human beings are capable of this and far worse. Don’t ever forget that.
Do these people never listen to themselves? Who the hell wants to be “locked”?
CEO: “We have observed through careful analysis that by locking our customers inside the restaurant, they will continue to order food from us in order to not starve. Therefore, from now on, all doors shall now be one way only”
Investors: “What brilliant entrepreneurship!”
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Your mistake was assuming that business majors are human beings
Oh they are human beings. Human beings are capable of this and far worse. Don’t ever forget that.