Looks like a knotted string of butt hairs connected across the diameter of the anus, splitting the turd in twain. At some point the pressure of the bowel movement overstressed the butt hair bridge, snapping it and allowing the remainder of the shit to come out as one.
The fact that you used the word twain while talking about what happened during a shit is amazing. Superb. No notes.
Found the butthole/shit expert
Now we’re shitposting
It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press
In this episode of Ceedoestrees: Poop Detective!
Seriously though, that’s some impressive reasoning!
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My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018
Saved to favourites, did you?
Saved the turd for later, too
it’s the circleeee of lifeee
as one does
Amazing, and you kept it in your photos until just the right time.
Future archeologists are going to have a field day with all our leftover photos.
It makes you wonder what else is on the camera roll and which shitposts will unlock its secrets.
Literal shit post.
Now this is shitposting!
Y tho
More like… “How??”
Two shits laid on top of each other fused
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It didn’t come true :(
You know… maybe putting a camera with a near-infinite capacity for free photos in everyone’s pocket a was bad idea…
It’s not possible to upvote and downvote at the same time. That’s frustrating.
I believe this caused when two dogs poop “lady and the tramp” style.
a2a
That’s the lucky turd. You’re supposed to eat it for good luck.
Passing that must have been a real pain in the ass…
This is bringing back memories of not only finding the same thing, but also of the turd that I found in my front flower box one February that was full of cables.
The forbidden noodles
Jesus Christ beurk. And is that an undigested pill.
…and an adjacent chicken wing
))<>((
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
The elusive petrified rabbit™ personal massager. Some ancient astronaut theorists believe such technology was beyond what humanity was capable of at the time. The question is: who gave the technology to our ancestors?
Holy fuck. Please. Please. Please but the NSFW filter on this. I was eating and I almost gagged.
Lol. Done.