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6 hours agoI’ve had a penis since birth
I’ve had a penis since birth
It’s nice for the joints and old folks run colder for the most part
Whever my cat repeatedly does anything that pisses me off, I start blasting it with this.
Only if they were hot. At least a nein.
Man fuck judges
I just want to know which way the banana is going
I have already phased out netflix
Looks like something Sweden would make
Pfff everyone already knows im into freaky shit
Ok now you’re just asking for it
This is some prehistoric crime right here