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    9 months ago

    Mugger: Nyeah, see, gimme your wallet!

    A well-prepared self-defender: Okay, okay- Hnng, my heart, call an ambulance-

    A bucket clatters to the ground.

    AWPSD: But not for me!

    BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick click.

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    Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire forty-eight shots or only forty-seven?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself…