Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz got an advantage

Kid named Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior

My boy Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, the king of being toxic.

Ty Ng is screwed.

People like this always come across as looking for an excuse to break up with someone.

petty af

Good thing John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt is my name too. In addition to a long name maybe he gets erased by accident.

Imagine being named Bo

Pablo Picasso is laughing in his grave.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso

I knew a guy named Mallikarjuna Rao, he went by Mike, but I’d imagine with that rule he’d never be out of that relationship.

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Mfs named jaquaviountavious:

Depending on how violent or toxic the relationship it could be few letters too many.