Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S
TIL Shrek was a book?
It was! Sadly, this page is altered. The book is wild, but not this wild.
Yes, and in that case I don’t even know why they bothered, since the original is just as unhinged in its own way.
Though he does breathe fire.
Yeah! A good one, too.
My family has kind of an off kilter sense of humor, so this was a staple as a kid, alongside other classics like the stinky cheese man or the runaway beard.
I was pumped when I found out it was going to be a movie. Disappointed when I found out the movie had almost nothing to do with the book. And then pumped again when I realized the movie is awesome in its own right.
wait u would never read shrek in grade school??
WTH is grade school?
It’s a term referring to K-12 in the US, I think including preschool. This corresponds to school for ages ~6-18.
Shrek, you can’t just marry… whatever that thing is!
Donkey, I’ll marry whatever I want. God can go fuck himself.
Donkey gives no fucks about your outdated morality.
Why does the dress of "whatever that thing is " has a cockroach pattern
To be creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky, altogether ooky.
The Adams Family!
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The Adams familyd.
I meant after the A, smartass! The Adadms family.
The Adamsdafterthea Family!
I hope this is what the reboot is about.
For whoever’s curious, the actual text is “So they got hitched as soon as possible. And they lived horribly ever after, scaring the socks off all who fell afoul of them.”
God hated Shrek because he didn’t watch the movie but join the hate-train.
Glad someone highlighted the relevant parts for me
TdIL Shrek was based on a book.
Link to book PDF for those interested.
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Honestly? I don’t know what to believe anymore. But it does have a publisher watermark…
