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minus-squarebyroon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·5 months agoThis is how you poison children. I do it the old-fashioned way: painting my nursery with lead-based paint
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·5 months agoMeh, my preferred method of poisoning children is injecting religion into schooling
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoThe problem is that takes way too long. Bath salts are quick. But also, the latter can facilitate the former.
This is how you poison children. I do it the old-fashioned way: painting my nursery with lead-based paint
No reason not to do both.
Meh, my preferred method of poisoning children is injecting religion into schooling
The problem is that takes way too long. Bath salts are quick. But also, the latter can facilitate the former.
Carbon monoxide is always an option.
childern*