☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agoThe dangers of procrastinationlemmy.mlimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down18
arrow-up1397arrow-down1imageThe dangers of procrastinationlemmy.ml☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squarecalabast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up38·4 months agoTime to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·4 months agoThat’s when middle management gets involved. Problem: There are 18 sources of truth for this information Solution: There are now 19 sources of truth for this information
minus-squareInputZero@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoThat’s when district management gets involved. Problem: There are 19 sources of truth for this information Solution: There are now 20 sources of truth for this information
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoCorporate gets involved There are now 18 (10 Old and 8 new but conflicting) sources of truth We reduced departmental inefficiency by 50% (20 to 10). Round of applause
Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.
That’s when middle management gets involved.
That’s when district management gets involved.
Corporate gets involved