• half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    The thing about a hoard, you see, is that it isn’t just gold. There’s things in there that are deadly. Things that will kill you as sure as steel. Don’t get me wrong. Still take the gold when you kill her, and I get what’s mine, but she has to die. Even if you have to burn the place down with her inside of it.

    Oh, didn’t worry about which books you’re burning. Just burn them all. I picked you because you’re all illiterate. That’s a plus this time. Oh, and don’t let her tell you anything. This dragon’s voice is as deadly as her breath. You hear one word, and you’re dead men.