• Kalkaline @leminal.space
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    6 months ago

    Marvel Rivals is the game of the century. It’s depth is amazing. The controls are flawless. The graphics are mind blowing. It’s not worth waiting on, you should pre-order it today and buy all the expansion packs. I’m definitely not saying this because of legal obligation or threats against my dog. Please buy this game now, there’s no time.

    • SkelectusA
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      6 months ago

      Satire detected. Please stand by, your dog will be killed shortly.

  • cyr0catdrag0nz@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    I’m not a lawyer, but sounds like you can and should disparage the contract as much as you like. Shit is laughable they must’ve made such a bad game…

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      6 months ago

      That would be the public statement which is detrimental to the reputation of the game

      • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Actually, that would fall under the “or provide subjective negative reviews of the game”. Because reviewers are only allowed to have an opinion if it’s positive.

        • illi@lemm.ee
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          6 months ago

          Why not both? Twice the breach for price of one statement!