Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 kuukautta sittenUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comexternal-linkmessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up1413arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1407arrow-down1external-linkUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 kuukautta sittenmessage-square104fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95arrow-down1·3 kuukautta sittenJust waiting for them to reinvent light rail
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up78·3 kuukautta sittenHow about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down8·3 kuukautta sittenYeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·edit-23 kuukautta sittenJust use uber sprint
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 kuukautta sittenWhich costs extra, of course
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 kuukautta sittenThey got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
minus-squareGrandwolf319@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 kuukautta sittenYou joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 kuukautta sittenUber Rickshaw Because only poors should walk
minus-squaremeeeeetch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 kuukautta sittenThey invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
minus-squareskyspydude1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 kuukautta sittenAnd now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
minus-squareNomecks@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-23 kuukautta sittenNever heard of Hyperloop eh?
minus-squareessell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 kuukautta sittenThey’ll market it as moving at light speed too. ****heads.
Just waiting for them to reinvent light rail
How about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
Yeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
Just use uber sprint
Which costs extra, of course
Uber Feet XL
They got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
You joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
Uber Rickshaw
Because only poors should walk
They invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
And now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
Never heard of Hyperloop eh?
They’ll market it as moving at light speed too.
****heads.