- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
A member of the public in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, called emergency services to report people lying on the floor
A member of the public in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, called emergency services to report people lying on the floor
It turns out that lying on the floor is actually quite comfortable and should not be reserved for dead people.
We need to leave ourselves something to look forward to in our final moments.
Imagine the poor bastard who has to die standing up? He can’t even chill out after death.