The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agoPathetic.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1546arrow-down133
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minus-squareFranklin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoYeah but tall people have the problem hitting their head off of stuff that’s just not a problem for most people so honestly I’d take being short if I could Ooh and air travel sucks as a tall person.
minus-squareMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-22 months agoVirgin giant: Bumps head on the stupidest things Whines about air travel Can’t handle an unfinished basement Has to buy special clothes Cries when they have to pick something off the ground “Do you play basketball?” Blocks people’s view. Chad shortie: Can wear top hat anywhere they want. Walks under any obstacle with ease. Knows how to hem trousers. Can see into the fridge without crouching. Lovingly compared to the heroes of the shire. Low center of gravity. Can be taller by standing on literally anything. sneaky as heck
Yeah but tall people have the problem hitting their head off of stuff that’s just not a problem for most people so honestly I’d take being short if I could
Ooh and air travel sucks as a tall person.
Virgin giant:
Chad shortie: