A comic strip titled “WONDERMARK by David Malki!” featuring five panels. In the first panel, a dodo bird asks a seated man, “Pardon me, do you have the time?” The man responds, “Yes, it’s—”. In the second panel, the dodo exclaims, “You have the time!” The third panel shows multiple dodos excitedly saying, “He has the time,” “The time! He has it!” and “At long last! Our desperate search is at an end! The time has been found!” The fourth panel has the dodos whispering, “PSSHHWSSSPTT SSHSSHPSSSTT.” In the fifth panel, the man finally says, “It’s nine fifteen,” and the dodos shout, “AAAAAHHH NOW WE HAVE THE TIME.” The comic’s footer reads, “the big hand is on WONDERMARK.COM.”
What the fuck why is this so funny
Because it’s false. The time is actually ten forty five. Now you have the time. Act wisely
Now it is you spreading falsehoods. The time is now 9:16. This is a power not to be wielded lightly.
c/agedlikemilk
POV: It is 16:51 and for a while now
Lies and slander its 11:17
You are all false prophets. The time is clearly 26:71.
Screenshot or didn’t happen
This is so stupid i love it haha
Everyone else:
“Pardon me, do you have the time?”
“OH MY GOD A TALKING DODO BIRD!”
Now they have to listen to me whine
What about?
Nothing and everyone all at once
Are you one of those melodramatic fools?
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about.
Also I’ve just learnt it’s not “be running to the boat, no doubt about it”.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Bit melodramatic.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so
me when I’m off my meds
Poor dodos, they thought they got it 😞
When did Wondermark get color? Horrible modern stuff.