Started with this guy, then did my thing.
Plus space capitalism with the Ferengi.
Slather it in mayo and get back to me.
Based on sheer numbers and the inclusion of “internet speak”, that must be one well fed and powerful demon.
Love the callback to TNG era Ferengi being turned on its head in this instance.
May not have the numbers, but that shit’s definitely in violation of the Nuremberg Code and a fair few crimes against humanity.
…and the Satanic Panic, Marijuana, AIDS, welfare darlings, “they took our jerbs” and so on.
I don’t know what I expected.
I’ll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher
I did not need that reminder in my life.
This reads like Deep Thoughts… by Jack Handey