Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhere it all started going wrong...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1305arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1298arrow-down1imageWhere it all started going wrong...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·3 days agoThat’s not how it went. The farmers killed all the hunter gatherers first.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3 days agoIf the hunters and gatherers don’t want to die, why are they made of fertilizer?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·3 days agoAll I know is you chase a gazelle through my oats and you’re going to get a hollow-base arrowhead in your back. And if you’re lucky, I won’t drag your ass up a mountain and freeze you there until some German hikers discover you 12,000 years later.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoHe’s my favorite ice man after Bobby Drake.
That’s not how it went. The farmers killed all the hunter gatherers first.
If the hunters and gatherers don’t want to die, why are they made of fertilizer?
All I know is you chase a gazelle through my oats and you’re going to get a hollow-base arrowhead in your back.
And if you’re lucky, I won’t drag your ass up a mountain and freeze you there until some German hikers discover you 12,000 years later.
An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?
He’s my favorite ice man after Bobby Drake.