Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up1720arrow-down117
arrow-up1703arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square130fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up182·1 month agoImagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-21 month ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 month agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-squareSeekPie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-21 month agoCannot pee anymore :( (because the pee is stored in the balls)
minus-squareKokesh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoOr someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
Future kink
Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)
Don’t kinkshame me
Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.