LAKELAND, FL—In what the evangelical congregation hailed as a significant step forward for its security capabilities, local megachurch Lakeland Liberty Fellowship confirmed Tuesday it had conducted a successful test of a nuclear missile. “Today’s detonation of a 50-kiloton thermonuclear device should serve as a…
  • mecfs@lemmy.worldEnglish
    72·
    1 month ago

    That 0.5 second moment where I read the title before realising it is the onion 😳😳

      • OsaErisXero@kbin.run
        15·
        1 month ago

        There was just an NCD post about the Mormon Industrial Complex yesterday, so in this specific case, no.

          • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zipEnglish
            2·
            1 month ago

            At the rate the world is going, I would not be very surprised if in less than a decade the Mormons just actually did have their own nuclear weapons program.

            Hell I would not be surprised if they currently, secretly own a decommissioned ICBM silo for ‘emergency preparedness’ (read: survival bunker for their most elite elects) reasons.