BezierM to Internet of Shit · 4 months agoBMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)www.bmwblog.comexternal-linkmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldfucksubscriptions@lemmy.worldtechnology@lemmy.world
arrow-up184arrow-down1external-linkBMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)www.bmwblog.comBezierM to Internet of Shit · 4 months agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldfucksubscriptions@lemmy.worldtechnology@lemmy.world
minus-squareBurningRiver@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoNo one: BMW: - seat warmers as a service - Apple CarPlay / Android Auto as a service - suspension as a service BMW can get bent.
minus-squareVolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoBMW should’ve known that this won’t work from their indicators as a service failure.
minus-squareBurningRiver@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoBMW indicators work fine, they’re just designed so that poor people can’t see them.
No one:
BMW: - seat warmers as a service - Apple CarPlay / Android Auto as a service - suspension as a service
BMW can get bent.
BMW should’ve known that this won’t work from their indicators as a service failure.
BMW indicators work fine, they’re just designed so that poor people can’t see them.