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If their nukes are being maintained like their trucks I don’t think they have any nukes
And considering the tritium necessary to use the nukes is $30 a gram I’m sure that turned into vodka a while ago.
i think their nuke was maintained because US controlled them regularly and I think the US experts were able to distinguish between a fake nuke, a dangerously unmaintained nuke and a functioning nuke.
But that only concerns nuclear warheads. Can Putin send those heads? The latest tests of Satan II suggest that no 😏
They don’t need to send the warheads. Just the briefcase ones will do.
Fuck off right off with that briefcase shit, the only non-cringe nuke is the Davy Crockett. Russia’s got fuck all to say to the atomic recoilless rifle of freedom.
too credible for NCD 😅. A good NCD possible way is: they will attach the warhead to prigozhin body because pringles has a tendency to fall from high altitude, and attach chinese balloon to him so pringles and the warhead don’t fall immediatly. When a wild F-22 see the balloon above NATO territory it will attack it by instinct (that’s well documented now that’s what wild F-22 do when they see chinese ballon). Without the balloon pringles will fall making the warhead fall with it, and boom.
That’s why Prigo faked his death! So he could die a “Fat Man”!
tritium is probably slightly harder to sell to cousin yuri than motor oil
Actually tritium has LOTS of uses besides thermonuclear weapons and there is good market for “discount” tritium.
Someone could keister a few grams and just walk through an airport, no?
Doing that sounds like asking for ass cancer
The tritium necessary to get the nukes to work is $30,000 a gram. NOT 30.
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This whole thing keeps reminding me of Robin Williams Live on Broadway.
“Russia has de bomb! We have many bombs! We don’t know where they all are…”
Russia has many warheads, some of them might even work
They work as job maintainers for the military- handy when it’s time to pay mordita, or keep an inconvenient person busy. Now, though, those rotting nuke bases might have plum jobs- sit outside a missile silo and you don’t have to be sent to the front.
Actually in May they took a bunch of soldiers from their nuclear branch and put them into a unit bound for Ukraine.
They never made it, they got sent to Kursk for some reason instead.
Heh. Ya learned me something.
The little cardboard nuke being tossed over is what kicked me in the happiness.
What a cute little Potemkin nuke.
So cyoot, we need little chibi nukes!
