America's expectations for its leaders have always been low. We've had presidents who needed help with basic tech, and we were okay with it. But now, we face a terrifying prospect: a leader who might know how to convert a Word document to a PDF.
With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)
He does not, in fact, look like some kinda fuckin’ nerd.
I mean… kinda (a hot one:-)?
Edit: receipt:
Conclusion: nerds rule, conservatives drool 🤤!
I wanna fight you for this statement.
but I have deadass nothing to fight you with
how dare you make me realize Obama is attractive >:( /hj
It’s okay, you must still be recovering from that coma that you simply must have been in for 8 years to have missed this hot bod:
Michelle forgives you though, bc she now has this hunk of man meat all to herself finally, and therefore so do I:-).
Also, we can be so easily distracted these days by…
Wait, what were we talking about now? :-P
STAHP–
YOU FIEND!!!
Okay I will stop (but those images have now been seared into your soul:-)