BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agoConservatives don't understand how to human.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square151fedilinkarrow-up11.54Karrow-down126
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minus-squarerothaine@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·2 months agoY’all know that trick for toddlers where you give them a choice between two things so they don’t throw a tantrum? Maybe we could try that. “We can either raise the minimum wage to $22–” Conservative: “NOOOOO don’t WANT THAT, don’t want! Poor people will TAKE ALL THE CHEESEBURGERS” “–Or implement UBI. How does that sound?” “…Ok.”
minus-squareBosht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoSo voting? Too bad we never get to actually vote on these things. All handled by geriatrics that don’t give a fuck about the current generations.
Y’all know that trick for toddlers where you give them a choice between two things so they don’t throw a tantrum? Maybe we could try that.
“We can either raise the minimum wage to $22–”
Conservative: “NOOOOO don’t WANT THAT, don’t want! Poor people will TAKE ALL THE CHEESEBURGERS”
“–Or implement UBI. How does that sound?”
“…Ok.”
So voting? Too bad we never get to actually vote on these things. All handled by geriatrics that don’t give a fuck about the current generations.