• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
    22·
    2 months ago

    Look, the universe is big, it has to constantly prove that by being both infinite, expanding, and accelerating that expansion. It used to be very small and now it’s clearly overcompensating.

    Time to reverse that insecurity with yo momma jokes about the universe.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
      20·
      2 months ago
      1. Yo mama so fat that not even light can escape her gravitational pull.
      2. Yo mama so fat that our galaxy revolves around her.
      3. Yo mama so fat that when she last farted, they called it the Big Bang.
      4. Yo mama so fat she’s expanding faster than the speed of light.