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minus-squarespirinolas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·2 days agoSomebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.
minus-squarehactar42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoFor those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 days ago“The Art of Defecation - How to turn your anatomy into a brown (f)art factory” It could have an entire chapter just on fiber maxing: https://i.imgur.com/zmtuVg1.png Another could be on shit polishing with the mythbusters method.
minus-squareDarkenLM@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 hours agoWhat the fuck did I just read? Couldn’t stop laughing, but still, wtf
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoWould assuredly be a step up in quality
Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.
For those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.
“The Art of Defecation - How to turn your anatomy into a brown (f)art factory”
It could have an entire chapter just on fiber maxing:
https://i.imgur.com/zmtuVg1.png
Another could be on shit polishing with the mythbusters method.
What the fuck did I just read? Couldn’t stop laughing, but still, wtf
The Fart of the Deal
Would assuredly be a step up in quality