Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Jolly cooperation is what I’d do
Somebody call the locksmith!
Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…
raid.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Hope she Lays on Hands me
Seems like a good knight out.
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
