Hard Right nationalists: who the hell do you think you are, trying to slow down the apocalypse?

It literally doesn’t matter. Religions have tried before, but people are always there to corrupt the hell out of it. It’s an intrinsic problem with religion; relying on blind faith will always, eventually, lead to tragedy.

Farscape was so underrated. I love that show.

Southern State is stupid, film at 11.

The power of D E L U S I O N !™

Okay, yellow shirt guy? Turn 90° right. Thanks.

Do you want chlamydia? Because that’s how you catch chlamydia.

The only backfire that could feasably stop him would come from a poorly maintained rifle.

Her: if I marry this old fucker I’ll collect so much life insurance some day.

I know people who have swordsmanship experience that would to totally sue Musky over privacy violations and choose trial by combat.

You’re usually fine if you’ve got a biblically significant name. Many of those have staying power. Adam, Joshua, David, Samuel, Michael, Rebecca, John, Mary, Paul, etc. not all of them work though, and it varies by culture. “Jesus” is really coming in Spanish but almost unheard of in English (American POV).

We know, please help us.

WTF is wrong with Biden passing on so many easy gimme issues? JFC.

It’s a light breakfast. It’d be a skillet if it was a full breakfast, with a stack of pancakes if it was a Sunday.

Or grits if you’re a filthy southerner.

Dueling. I say we use it as an option to reply to a civil lawsuit. Able bodied adults only, no proxies, and if you refuse then you have to do a trial and they can weigh your refusal as evidence against you.

Swords only, no guns.

I could make a few effective suggestions, but I don’t want to end up on a list. My life sucks enough without getting in trouble for a joke.

What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!

• Galactic Civilizations, evil event choice

Define “massive.” Because if it doesn’t substantially cut into their profits then it’s not a fine but just the cost of doing business.