• ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    Maybe there’s a shell company that Clark Kent makes payments to, and then Superman bills it for nonexistent super-services so that he can have some spending money while in costume.

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      9 days ago

      But the minimum taxable income is $13K, so the only reason to run this scam would be if Superman was spending more than thirteen grand in costume, and that would raise so many more questions!

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        9 days ago

        Like where does he put the money when in costume? He clearly doesn’t have pockets and I’ve never seen Superman carrying a bag of any sort.

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          7 days ago

          He has a pocket in his cape. It’s where he keeps his Clark clothes, shoes, and glasses when he’s Superman - super-compressed first, of course.