Yeah. Companies with seagull managers probably manage to survive under dopey mantras like move fast and break things - or not - but it’s only a company.
Seagull managers at the level of government - breaking things has a whole new meaning.
Democrats. They always have to fix the mess of the Republican shit-gibbons, and then get blamed when they don’t fix it fast enough. Or if doing it while being Blah. The fear of someone doing it while having a va-jay-jay is one so great that no women can get into office.
move fast, break things
*move fast, break spines (oops)
Yeah. Companies with seagull managers probably manage to survive under dopey mantras like move fast and break things - or not - but it’s only a company.
Seagull managers at the level of government - breaking things has a whole new meaning.
… and let someone else clean up the mess
Democrats. They always have to fix the mess of the Republican shit-gibbons, and then get blamed when they don’t fix it fast enough. Or if doing it while being Blah. The fear of someone doing it while having a va-jay-jay is one so great that no women can get into office.
The ceo motto.
“We’re going to have an innovation sprint, but in the government! What could go wrong?”