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  • genuineparts@infosec.pub
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    19 hours ago

    When I was a young cat,
    my owner took me to the vet. To get me neutered there.
    He said, “Cordelia, when you grow up, will you be,
    the scratcher of the sofa, the curtains and the sheets?”

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    17 hours ago

    Cordeeeeeeliaaaaa

    You’re breakin my heart!

    You’re shakin’ my confidence dailyyyyyyy

    OOOoooohh OooH COrDeEEEELLIA