That’s literally an Onion article
You… thought this wasn’t satire? I’m so confused.
Repackaging thonion content with their name removed is low quality.
The cube did not had a bitten apple symbol on it, that’s how I knew it was fake.
Bold move, intentionally eating the onion.
Eating stainless steel block.
yes
Honestly tho, that is a nice looking block.
Does it come in the classic red? Because I might consider it.
I know this sounds stupid, but I bought a nice white painted wooden block to prop up one of my flower pots that the roomba would otherwise knock over. OPs block seriously looks like an upgrade.
I have a plethora of inherited bullshit tiny tables to serve largely the same function, none of which is particularly stable at this point, so I’m with you.
A 1ft^3 solid block of stainless steel is 500lbs. (227kg)
That looks a bit bigger than that, and weight will go up exponentially with increased perimeters.
If the sides are 16in we’re looking at 1,200lbs (544kg)
Edit: it clearly says the weight on the pic… Guess I still need to wake up. And it’s not solid, but the thought of it being solid was funny to me.
I find the idea funny too, thanks for running the math
Weight wouldn’t go up exponentially, but cubically. x^3 vs x^x
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Does it weigh 80 pounds or cost 80 pounds? Because if it’s the former, it may make for a nice anvil 😄
Nice to meet you, Wile E. Coyote
Can it run Doom?
What a stupid question. It’s a solid block of metal. Of course it can.
Is this a reference to the Cybertruck?
Time to get the trebuchet ready so we can fling it at their headquarters.
At least you can still use it as a trivot, which makes it more functional than most counter appliances.
