No. Panama does. You may be out of the loop, but Trump is loopy.

There are also other reasons that Greenland is valuable. Not just mineral rights on newly-exposed land due to melting glaciers, but those glaciers themselves are going to get more and more valuable in a world rapidly running out of fresh water.

The U.S. is already pumping more groundwater than is getting replenished. It’s going to get worse, especially when they keep building more and more water-hungry data centers.