Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 month agoI will take no argumentslemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1820arrow-down119
arrow-up1801arrow-down1external-linkI will take no argumentslemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 month agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 month agoThat translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 month agoWhen they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoMost of it is in my balls now.
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoNow they’re technically not blanks 🙏
minus-squarebooly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoMicroplastics are stored in the balls.
minus-squareDonkter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoPlastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoGold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat
That translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
When they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
Most of it is in my balls now.
Now they’re technically not blanks 🙏
🎊
Microplastics are stored in the balls.
Well, you’re not wrong…
Plastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
Gold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat