That’s why we have all those wind farms on the east coast - we can all pretend there are winds from the east and we can turn them on and off at will

We’ve all seen evidence of the technology experiments to allow the fans to point north and south right? Those “hurricanes” and “nor’easters” aren’t something that just happen without a lot of coordination and advanced tech

All we gotta do is turn most of the wind farms pointing north up the coast, but then reverse the ones in Maine, to create a “nor’easter” and Boston gets a turn to say “send fema money, look: a natural disaster”