President Donald Trump posted his distain of paper straws to his social media platform Truth Social
  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 hours ago

    Bruh, real men use their tough, strong, manly fingers to bore a hole through a chunk of solid rock.

    Then they throw the rock away and stick their faces directly into the river current. Bonus points if they catch a fish.