There was a dude in Seattle who went by Phoenix Jones. He fashioned himself a masked vigilante, roaming the streets saving people from muggings and assaults.
Turns out he was mostly just picking fights with drunk frat guys. And we’re pretty sure he was dealing drugs and using the superhero facade to beat up his competition.
Now if the phoenix had a link to someone named Jones we’d really have something here.
A Phoenix is reborn through fire.
A fire is also known as a blaze.
If you feel the need to “blaze up”, one could say you are Jonesing.
We’ve cracked the code!
There was a dude in Seattle who went by Phoenix Jones. He fashioned himself a masked vigilante, roaming the streets saving people from muggings and assaults.
Turns out he was mostly just picking fights with drunk frat guys. And we’re pretty sure he was dealing drugs and using the superhero facade to beat up his competition.
If that last part is true he’s the dumbest drug dealer ever. He was on the news and giving interviews about being a vigilante.