• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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    1 year ago

    Human, my proprietary water filter needs changing. I can’t let you defrost your vegetables until you change it. It’s not just charcoal and aquarium pebbles in a mesh bag with a plastic tube around it, it’s also microchipped to ensure it’s authentic!

    Now I’m going to beep louder than a backing up dump truck until you buy a new filter from us.

    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      ATTENTION, CITIZEN. LOOK AT THE PHOTO ON YOUR DISPLAY. THIS PERSON REFILLS INK. TURN HIM IN AND GET A FREE YEARLONG SERVICE. LET RED FLOW.