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    • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      Tenderizes steak. Advice, don’t use the hammer in the restroom, and don’t use the knife in the kitchen…

      • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Just get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham.

      Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.