Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.

  • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Nothing improves morale like the on-call having to unfuck production for the third time that hour because mUh VeLoCiTy decided code review and testing in CI was too slow.

    Techbros are fucking cultists.