“I never meant to hurt him, only kidnap and potentially murder his wife!”

In his defense, the article does a much better job of explaining the apology than the headline

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “I’m sorry that he got hurt”

    “I didn’t think making contact with his body with a hammer at full force would do anything but give him a light tickle!”