EvilZionistEatingChildren@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agoHow do i politely ask her to shave?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareHow do i politely ask her to shave?NSFWEvilZionistEatingChildren@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square56fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·9 months agoGet a miniature machete like the ones they use in the films to cut vines etc. when trying to get through a jungle and bring it with you when you are going down on her. Bonus points if you get a jungle outfit like nigel thornberry.
Get a miniature machete like the ones they use in the films to cut vines etc. when trying to get through a jungle and bring it with you when you are going down on her.
Bonus points if you get a jungle outfit like nigel thornberry.
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