I from the US, just learned about these today, and had a chuckle.

an essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. it was her boyfriend, urgently warning her “treacle, i just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on the A13. please be careful!” “its not just one car!” said the essex girl “theres hundreds of them!”

  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Just remembered -

    Why was the Essex girl sitting on the park bench with her legs open?

    To keep the flies off her ice cream