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minus-squareseathru@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·8 months ago Rhubarb is grown in near complete darkness, and it screams as it grows towards a light it’ll never reach Rhubarb cellars are metal. I forgot all about that.
minus-squareNielsBohron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoThere’s some really great metal band names in here (IMHO). Metalcore: Scream At A Light You’ll Never Reach Stoner: Rhubong and the Devil’s Lettuce Doom: Near Complete Darkness Black: Rhübarb Screams Death: Cellar Crop Goregrind: Fed Shit and Kept in the Dark Country/Folk Metal (aka Hank III): Rhubarb Wire Fences
Rhubarb cellars are metal. I forgot all about that.
There’s some really great metal band names in here (IMHO).
Metalcore: Scream At A Light You’ll Never Reach
Stoner: Rhubong and the Devil’s Lettuce
Doom: Near Complete Darkness
Black: Rhübarb Screams
Death: Cellar Crop
Goregrind: Fed Shit and Kept in the Dark
Country/Folk Metal (aka Hank III): Rhubarb Wire Fences