I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I can get with Leoshi

'Cause she don’t know me

But, yo, she’s really fine

And a six-four Impala

Hey Mickey, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind, HEY MICKEY!

crowd goes wild

Thought I was having an aneurysm. Nope, an “ice pick headache”. It happens all of a sudden – for me, at my temple for 10 seconds – and then goes away.

If I don’t comment after this, please send help.

Agency hopes tens of thousands of people will log details of their flatulence on an app to help researchers better understand gut health

🤧🎉😳

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe they all have regulators that can revoke a license. So you’d be putting your job on the line.

Quite the visual

Yep.

…“something, something, scammers get paid in gift cards.”

Cool, thanks for sharing!!

You sound like a wonderful partner ❤️

Do you remember any of the older names?

Me too! 🎉

How would she react to you asking her about the qualities that go into making a good mahjong set? She might have something particular in mind ☺️

genzsayswhat?

This is the ELI5 we all needed

Are these your cats, OP? Please post a non sad picture so my heart will stop breaking for them 💔🥺

I feel like I’m being baited to mention Nokia

That sounds delicious!

I put in a pinch of espresso 🤌