They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.
I had the same thought. It should be:
Won a golf game and they didn’t see me cheat?
Or maybe:
Won a golf game and they were too intimidated to complain when they saw me cheat?
Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!
Wow. That’s… I don’t even know. Funny? Sad? Ridiculous? Maybe all of the above.
I don’t get it, I assume it has something to do with the Trump assassination attempt. Did the secret service not look up a slope or something?
That’s pretty funny, I never thought there’d be multiple universities using the state’s name!
I’m not from the states, why is the “The” important?
That was great. :)
Travis, get your gun!
If it’s to your benefit, say nothing. But if it nerfs something you use then you have a duty to fix their mistake! Those national defence people will understand.
He’s going to need to be in a wheelchair
He’s never liked exercise, just like many of his fellow Americans. Man of the people!
drooling
He’s got someone to wipe up the drool, that’s job creation!
and unable to talk
He’s the strong, silent type!
before anyone in the right concedes that there may be an issue.
I don’t know if this will happen, unless he loses too many elections (??) and they suddenly drop him like a sack of hammers.
Ah! That’s the missing piece, thank you!
I’m not sure, but I think the guy REALLY didn’t want to clean his fridge.
Wow, I can’t believe it’s been done!
The minigun would work for any police helicopters too!
That’s right! My mom does think I’m special!
Do it with Temple of Doom! I want to see the pope yelling some Latin gibberish and trying to rip indigenous Indy’s heart out of his chest.
This just feels wrong to me. Sometimes I forget how old I am and then something like this happens.