- things lizardman shapeshifters say
Asses to asses, butts to butts
- things lizardman shapeshifters say
That’s what I keep telling people
My Kevin Bacon number is two. I know a guy who was an extra in tremors. I have no other achievements in life, so this will have to do.
Blowing people up isn’t cool, but pursuing a primitive lifestyle? Gotta say, that’s pretty cool.
When I left home my mom found my N64 and threw it away 😐
Yeah well I can smell dead people. I am a coroner.
48% less hog fat? Shrinkflation strikes again.
The bullet is in front of him for me 🤔
A man can dream
Well they drew those funny shapes on the front
A real American would put the multiple eggs on top of the bacon
One egg!? I’m sorry is this the USSR?
Probably won’t be a teleprompter at this interview
Too young to remember how bloodthirsty Hilary was as secretary of state. Member when “we came, we saw, he died tehe”?
Pretty sure they said strike the earth
“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”
- Lauren Boebert
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
See you boys at the crab orgy